sonnetstockmar: do you guys remember when pottermore sorted me into slytherin haha do you guys remember pottermore
okay so these three guys were walking behind me and they mentioned how large my hair is and then one of them started singing lmfao’s “sexy and i know it.” then one of them asked how long it took me to grow it i responded, “a little over a year.” “are you going to braid it?” “i’m donating it.” “oh, you’re a nice...
michelle and oliver, when i was watching the oscars, i briefly imagined the three of us watching the oscars, sitting on a couch together and just being bros and it was a fun thought
jj-abrahams: Joseph I just remembered something that I was saying to myself as I was falling asleep last night: “As for me, Asfoury is as furry as a furious fir” i am about yay furry
Anonymous asked: i think you're haing a panic attack!! breathe deeply, count backwards from ten and then count back up to ten. panic attacks are scary scary scary but once you can identify them then you can find ways to ease your way through them!
i forgot that “dank” isn’t exclusively used facetiously
goodnight thank you i love you all so much here’s me right now i’m gross
i think i’m going to faint but i don’t know maybe i’m just about to cry i don’t know i’m so confused right now honestly confused i don’t understand this at all i don’t know hpow to aksi sdgfjbkl i don’t know how to fix this what’s going on
okay what i’m really scared right now and i don’t really know why and i’m having such trouble writing this post because this is so weird i don’t know what to do do i just stop thinking what’s going on
vlogmented stuff i’m not going to make my video tonight and i honestly feel terrible about that and i even feel worse making this post tonight isn’t really the night i need to be spending a little bit over an hour on the family computer not that i don’t enjoy editing i don’t enjoy my mother getting angry and my father judging me and all that but hey here’s how...
today i wrote a song titled “internet cat video land”
i’m terrified of the idea that other people’s feelings can be dependent on things that i do or say that’s so much responsibility that’s like having a baby except the baby is the well being of another person where am i even going with this
guys have you ever just thought about communication as a concept like you can just say things to people and that can prompt them to be reminded of things and to feel things all the things you say can prompt mildly to dramatically different things from any given person you say things to and the fact that you can communicate a thought or feeling and it can be understood by someone else at any...
the problem with nerdfighters is that, beyond watching or enjoying the vlogbrothers, the definition of nerdfighter is basically “a person who strives to be a good human,” which is vague and non-committal enough for just about anyone to call themself a nerdfighter
i think what i used to not understand about genderqueer is how one can associate with different genders at different times or multiple genders but i think what i really don’t understand now is how one can associate with a gender at all? well, i think i get it but like at any given moment i don’t feel overwhelmingly boy-ish i don’t think i know what it means to feel like a man...
wealldraw: BIG OL’ ANNOUNCEMENT TIME A fun new project thing: We All Draw So we’ve been working on this for a little bit Maddy, Andrew, Ched, Jo, Jo, Zach, and Josiah (myself) all wanna just do little comic things and put em on the internet the original idea was to have a big collab of artists that do fun stuff, just to have weekly themes and get inspired together and make...
let’s talk about how good edward norton looked in those interview shots hOT DAMN
i still haven’t seen it– me talking about every movie ever wow i suck i’m the worst i’m going to stop wanting to make movies i’m going to medical school bye
pretending the tv is a mirror when christian bale is on the screen
I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
“winning” a religious debate is just like getting 1st place in mario kart in that it’s not satisfying at all
i’m sad i didn’t see most of the nominated movies but if there’s anything to come out of tonight it’s that this is my new desktop background
geckomancer asked: what kind of microphone do you use for recording music?